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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

14.06.2025 00:03

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

{RING} {RING}

HELLO

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

Sure no problem officer.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What frustrates you the most?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What are the bitter truths of life one should know?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Can you share 100 facts about yourself?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Yes sir it is.